All of our merch is available through Relapse Records. Clicking the below items will take you to the Relapse ordering page. So long, paycheck! Hello, grind!

This is our new full-length album on Relapse Records, Freakery: a half hour, 16 song blast of noisy grind sure to cause aural damage. Don't believe us? Listen to tracks on our myspace page, at our Relapse ecard, and on the home page of this site. Songs include: "Tooth and Claw," "Daddy's Little Girl," "Mannequin," "Dirt Eater," "The Yawning God," and the anthemic "Walking a Midget." For you fans of vinyl, fret not, as Relapse has also released the 12" Vinyl Record version of Freakery. It's how the album was meant to be played!

Show everyone that you're a cretin with this black, short-sleeve Freakery t-shirt. The front features the album cover (the Roadkill Cretin), and the back shows a feral kid from the "Tooth and Claw" track munching on a bird head, a la circus geek. "We Are Everywhere" is emblazoned at the bottom.

Our Cretanic Grind Ambush 7" record is going fast! Few supplies are left, and it's sure to be a collectors item. This is the Underground Series release that started it all, including the tracks "Stim Fit," "Stay," the disgusting "Curdled," and the rare bonus track "Pee Spree."